I heart my daddy.

After watching "Mulan" on TV, beaming with pride, my daddy begins:

Baba: Did you learn about Chinese history in high school?
Sma: No.
Baba: Did you learn about Arab history?
Sma: No. I didn't even learn about European.
Baba: WHAT?!?!!
Sma: I think they just added it as mandatory recently.
Baba: Poor Americans. >Shaking Head<